A chocolate chip just melted in my esophagus, AMA

Kinja'd!!! "Leadbull" (leadbull911)
10/18/2015 at 19:43 • Filed to: AMA

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It went down, and I thought I was choking. But then it melted. I'm now coughing up bits of chocolate.


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! Tim (Fractal Footwork) > Leadbull
10/18/2015 at 19:48

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Got any chocolate chunks?


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Leadbull
10/18/2015 at 19:53

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Cookie eating skill status; scrub

EL_ULY would have 420NoThroated that chip. Get on his level, Snacknoob


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Tim (Fractal Footwork)
10/18/2015 at 19:54

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Got anymore dope puns?


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > PS9
10/18/2015 at 19:55

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Some people are just naturally gifted.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Leadbull
10/18/2015 at 19:55

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Did you learn anything from this near death experience?


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > desertdog5051
10/18/2015 at 19:57

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Knowing that chocolate is succeptable to throat heat, I'm confident that I can eat chips ahoy even quicker now.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Leadbull
10/18/2015 at 19:59

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That made me laugh. :)


Kinja'd!!! CB > Leadbull
10/18/2015 at 19:59

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Would you rather fight one hundred duck-sized horses, or one horse-sized duck?


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > CB
10/18/2015 at 20:00

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I would steal a different question from Reddit ;)


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Leadbull
10/18/2015 at 21:01

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Did it taste like hot chocolate made in your throat? Have you ever coughed with a mouth full of food and got meat in your sinuses?


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > PS9
10/18/2015 at 21:02

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I am stealing snacknoob.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Frank Grimes
10/18/2015 at 21:36

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I’ve had several foods in my sinuses before. Don’t remember if any of them were meat.

It did taste like hot chocolate... I recommend you try it for yourself.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Frank Grimes
10/18/2015 at 21:37

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I’ve had several foods in my sinuses before. Don’t remember if any of them were meat.

It did taste like hot chocolate... I recommend you try it for yourself.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Leadbull
10/19/2015 at 00:31

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I will do this and shove ghiridelli up my nose for redundancy.